My life makes me angry, not you.
You’ll make me untidy…
Matthew, it’s torture for all of us. And if I ever look as if I’m finding it easy to lose my home, then I am putting on an act.
Who else? :P I guess this will be modern auish, since some of these are modern. Here we go!
Makes the bed in the mornings: Neither of them. They usually leave it messy unless they happen to mess it up too much…
Has sole possession of the TV remote: Mary.
Is the biggest cuddler: Matthew
Does the laundry: Mary does it when they finally run out of things to wear
Mows the lawn: Matthew
Shops for groceries: Matthew does it most of the time, as he likes to cook more than Mary does
Comes home drunk at 3 am: If they get drunk they get drunk together, but Mary holds her liquor much better than Matthew does
Makes breakfast: On weekdays, they both make their own oatmeal or toast, but on weekends Matthew likes to make pancakes or omelets
Remembers to feed the fish: They don’t have pets, but if they did, it would probably be Mary
Decorates the apartment: Mary, who has a keen eye for style
Initiates duets: Both of them are rather shy about singing in public, but if it’s just them, Matthew will usually start singing so that Mary will join him, because he loves listening to the sound of her voice
Falls asleep first: Matthew usually. Mary likes to listen to him fall asleep
This was really fun. Thanks!
Jives with my modern head canon.